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Tale zmaga!

OdgovorNapisal/-a VolkD » 23 Feb 2015, 11:11

Danes sem prišel do računalnika in ugotovil, da se je v času odsotnosti s skypom nekaj dogajalo. Pogledam in vidim sledeč tekst:
[5:07:02] *** Oseba Mortimer Andrew vas želi dodati v Skype.

Dear Mr. Volk,
It’s my urgent need For a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. Am a banker working with Barclays Bank here in U.A.E I write to contact you over a very important business transaction which will be of our interest and benefit to our both families. In 2009, one Mr. Kussen C. Volk, whose surname is same as yours and has your country in his file as his place of origin, made a fixed deposit for 36 months, valued at $29,700,000.00 with my bank.
I was his account officer before I rose to the position of Managing Director. The maturity date for this deposit contract was 27th of July 2012. Sadly Mr. Kussen was among the death victims in the March 2011 earthquake in Tohoku Japan that left over 16,000 people dead while he was there on business trip. Since the last quarter of 2012 until today, the management of my bank have been finding means to reach him so as ascertain if he will roll over the Deposit or have the contract sum withdrawn. When I discovered that this will happen, I have tried to think up a procedure to preserve this fund and use the proceeds for business. Some directors here have been trying to find out from me the information about this account and the owner, but I have kept it closed because, I know that if they become aware that Mr Kussen is late, they will corner the funds for themselves. Therefore, am seeking your co-operation to present you as the one to benefit from his fund at his death since you have the same name, so that my bank head quarters will release and pay the funds to you. I have done enough inside bank arrangement and all i only have to put in your details into the information network in the bank computers and reflect you as his next of kin. If you concur with this proposal, I intend for you to retain 50% of the funds while 50% shall be for me. Kindly forward your response to me immediately through email below: andrewmortimerbbplc@gmail.com
Regards
Andrew Mortimer ***


Zanimivo je, da so se potrudili vplesti moj priimek.
Me pa zanima koliko podobnih sporočil sedaj kroži po spletu, ... pa upam, da niso vsa naslovljena name :mrgreen:
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Re: Tale zmaga!

OdgovorNapisal/-a xfce » 23 Feb 2015, 11:24

Hehe, potem se pa zgodi tole...
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Re: Tale zmaga!

OdgovorNapisal/-a gorenc2 » 26 Feb 2015, 09:15

Tudi do mene je prišlo nekaj podobnega samo da so bili procenti delitve drugačni! :D
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Re: Tale zmaga!

OdgovorNapisal/-a VolkD » 26 Feb 2015, 16:06

gorenc2 je napisal/-a:Tudi do mene je prišlo nekaj podobnega samo da so bili procenti delitve drugačni! :D

Aja,... pa res. Jaz pri branju teksta do procentov nisem niti prišel :) Sem se začel kar takoj režat.
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Re: Tale zmaga!

OdgovorNapisal/-a forest70 » 27 Feb 2015, 15:19

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Tudi ta ni slaba :mrgreen:
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Re: Tale zmaga!

OdgovorNapisal/-a GJ » 10 Dec 2022, 16:44

Spoštovani občan,
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Re: Tale zmaga!

OdgovorNapisal/-a GJ » 10 Dec 2022, 16:49

Dragi kupec,
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Re: Tale zmaga!

OdgovorNapisal/-a VolkD » 01 Jan 2023, 23:15

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foto moja boljša polovica.
Ko ti nenadoma izgine urarska lupa in nimaš pojma kje je!

Moram priznati, da smo se temu res nasmejali.
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Re: Tale zmaga!

OdgovorNapisal/-a sebo1976 » 31 Mar 2023, 11:21

izvirna, bolje kot original
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